Get to Andy's!

Staff cuts have socked up the overage
I'm the screen, the blinding light
I'm the screen, I work at night
I see today with a newsprint fray, my night is coloured headache grey
Don't wake me with so much.
The ocean machine is set to nine
I'll squeeze in the heaven and valentine,
My bed is pulling me
Gravity
Daysleeper
Thumbs up to you
Thanks for visiting. I realise you will become quickly bored with this drivel, but read on, I implore you...

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Light entertainment: we know how to please.

Well, we don't but but we know how to make pleas for people to stop putting pictures of themselves digging in their garden on the net... embarrass them!




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Obituary: Intellivision RIP.

My Intellivision system (1970s crappy games console pictured left) gave up the ghost the other day. Note the lovely fake wooden sheen on the front, and the futuristic ergonomic design of the, er, d-pads. A true monument to the 70s and 80s.






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